Veselosmutnoveselé events well ill soldier péesáka from the time of the Iron Curtain, when we "Once Upon a Time in the West" of Czechoslovakia, we barely twenty years old boy on the altar of homeland dish warmer lay a piece of their lives.
The fleet was MMM - Dead's dead motor, but we danced like soapy ferrets. dish warmer Neither car could not start. The only machines, which are managed to start the tractor, which was parked in a heated garage and start-up need not be a starter or truck. This is no longer working in the barracks began to arrive first officers and rumors of a bummer spread rate of Bohemia dish warmer gales.
With kicked tractor trucks are spread out in the order in which they need for life and barracks for the best cover-up bummer. Therefore my UAZ came on right after a series of kitchen vetrieske because I rode with UAZom the battalion commander.
I was then very young, without experience dish warmer and skills in the rank of lance. After graduating from school in the summer poddôstojníckej turnround and lifelong resident of relatively warm Bratislava is the cold clear that my experience with rigid Šumava winter were at well below freezing.
I have sat in the car and waited for me pinning tow rope. I turned the ignition timing, dish warmer to incorporate speed and grabbed the steering wheel and that was it pressed, because UAZ could move forward and tractor dish warmer scores without dragging him into the first corner oval fleet. I wanted to translate hands on the wheel that spun me better cornering, but suddenly I could not let go of the steering wheel. For the short time my bare hands on it congealed and so I had to start from the steering wheel with sore tear, and I plucked large chunks dish warmer of skin from his hands. In the stress I put mine gloves, mittens because the drive seemed to me of my art.
Second terrifyingly soon followed subsequently. The steering wheel would not move hrmených or three hundred, a hundred oxen, and let alone one behind the wheel. Bend the nazadržatelne approaching tractor regards style see, hear, but poison. Horn, for which I am in panic pushed like hell, not delivered in frosty morning a thing, so I rushed to bend without in any way interfere with the possibility of driving a car. The fear in the eyes, panic and hysteria, and what I know, what are you all gave me the clamping force and bang. Bakelite in the middle of the steering wheel and broke authorized to no steering wheel did not move. I've had but towed by a tractor passed the first sweep and continue to run three death. UAZ jumped and ripped to rebelled dish warmer and SPURNÝ. All the wheels started to spin him, to know which wheel and we kicked it up for quite some time.
Around this time the fleet arrived to our commander, Major "Smoke", that was the situation dish warmer with furious, but greatly frightened, because it was mainly his bummer, as commander drivers. To the resulting bummer as quickly disappeared from the surface of the barracks, seized the major activities and let it do the work.
-nahrieval instead of the oil sump engine vetriesky the front differential. Nobody, however, did not laugh, nobody to him as a huge bummer courage. Everyone tried to contribute advice and experience, how to quickly start moving all the cars. Did not help nor prohibited starter ether bombs. It did not help either "Reading Red rights" when their entry into sucking vetriesiek dish warmer lighted newspaper that the engine sucking in hot air and kicked easier. On starting kluke vetriesky dish warmer hung four freshmen and engine not budge, so Bright Noodles give it to read newspapers.
Helped almost nothing to the east jagged sunshine and frost decrease dish warmer the operating temperature of the Bohemian Sumava hell hačavicu, because even if the car is able to start, dish warmer were oil differentials and transmissions and all lubricants so stiff that the car is as difficult dish warmer to get the ball rolling. Cars after the start and try to ride looked dish warmer as if the park walk in a hospital geriatric department.
This whole situation had also positive that we have the winter during the Polish call a lot of use. Some of suprak dope that if the Tatras started bufík, can thus connect the hoses to the hot air, not to heat the cabin, but through the intake manifold will warm the engine and allow the start-up even in harsh winter.
The second trick is concerned purification Bufik. dish warmer The pump fuel supply is left on and glowing Bufik be paid a little later. The accumulated fuel caught dish warmer once and surroundings Tatras was shrouded in a cloud of diesel soot soaked because massive blast cleaned only Bufik combustion space, but also exhaust.
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